We're the chosen ones, selected by the great Cosmic Oracle to guide the universe towards its true purpose: more meetings.
Our methods are shrouded in mystery, but rest assured, they involve a lot of coffee and an endless supply of whiteboard markers.
Some say we're mad, some say we're brilliant, but we just know we're the ones who make the universe a slightly-less-boring place, one meeting at a time.
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