Quantum Tea Ontology

Where the art of tea meets the science of the universe.

Meet the Quantum Tea Prophets, the world-renowned experts in the field of Quantum Tea Ontology.

• Quantum Tea Ontology Bible
• Tea Time Space Travel
• Quantum Tea Symphony

Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the finer points of Quantum Tea Ontology.

When: Next Thursday, 3:00 PM

Where: The Quantum Tea Cafe, Dimension 42, Sub-Dimension 7

Don't be late, or risk getting lost in the quantum foam!