Quantum Tea Prophets - Meeting of the Snobbiest
Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Arrival of the Prophets
- 10:05 AM - Invocation of the Sacred Tea Leaf
- 10:15 AM - Debate on the Merits of Earl Grey vs. English Breakfast
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break - Consumption of only the finest, artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan tea
- 1:00 PM - The Dark Arts of Tea Leaf Reading
- 3:00 PM - The Prophets' Tea Party
Key Takeaways:
- The only true tea snobs are those who drink it black.
- The perfect tea-to-milk ratio is 17:1.
- One must always use a tea cozy.