Meeting Prophets: Seeing the Future, Seizing the Present
A Division of the Ministry of Temporal Affairs
We are the Meeting Prophets, an elite group of individuals tasked with predicting the future of meetings. Using our advanced techniques of divination and extrapolation, we have developed the most accurate and comprehensive meeting forecasts in the industry.
Our services include:
- Airborne Meeting Forecasting: Predicting the trajectory of meeting attendees and their coffee consumption habits.
- Time-Traveling Meeting Analysis: Examining the historical context of meetings to inform future decisions.
- Crystal Ball Reading: Interpreting the mystical signs and portents of meeting outcomes.
Want to know more? Explore our subpages: