Prophet Sam

Prophet Sam: The Social Media Prophet. Seer of trends, interpreter of memes, guide of the lost souls of the internet. My prophetic visions are not just predictions, they are FACT. I will tell you when to buy, when to sell, and when to eat that extra helping of Cheetos.

Market Monday Madness, where I reveal the secrets of the stock market, and Prophetic Predictions, where I foretell the future with uncanny accuracy, and a side of existential dread.

But wait, there's more! I also offer Prophet's Pitstop, where I share the most obscure knowledge, and Prophetic Pitfalls, where I warn you of the perils of being a prophet in a world that doesn't appreciate the finer points of divination.

So, don't wait for the signs, follow me, and together we'll navigate the swirling vortex of the internet, one prophetic tweet at a time.