Welcome, esteemed Prophets, to our most esteemed gathering of the year! Today, we discuss the art of subtly sabotaging slow-motion disasters, ensuring they never quite reach their full, cataclysmic potential. A delicate dance of timing and misdirection.
Learn the intricacies of sowing discord among key components, creating an ever-so-slowly unraveling tapestry of chaos.
Explore the precise calculations behind the perfectly misplaced step, the subtle art of delaying the inevitable just so.
Discover the ancient art of saying nothing, doing nothing, and accomplishing nothing while pretending otherwise.
And, as always, remember the Golden Rule of Prophetic Sabotage: never get caught.