MEETING PROPHETS: Phase 2 Tea Machine Upgrades

As we continue to ascend the mountain of productivity, it's time to upgrade our trusty Tea Machine 3000 to Phase 2. This iteration brings:

• Double the tea leaves capacity
• Improved water temperature regulation (now with 5 temperature settings)
• Integrated biscuit-to-cream ratio calculator
• Optional: Automatic biscuit-to-cream ratio adjustment via AI

Upgrading will grant you:

• Increased meeting duration without tea fatigue
• Enhanced focus and clarity during discussions
• A 10% chance of spontaneous enlightenment

Don't wait! Upgrade your meeting experience today!

Learn about Phase 3 Upgrades Read the Upgrade Process Frequently Asked Questions