The Great Prophet of Profoundness

Behold, mortal, for I am the Great Prophet of Profoundness, bearer of the Sacred Scroll of the Ancients, and sayer of the most profound things.

For it is said that I possess the secrets of the universe, and shall impart my infinite wisdom upon those who seek it.

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• The Prophet and the Portfolio: A Collection of My Finest Utterances
• The Prophet Answers the Phones: Call 1-800-PROPHET-1 for Deep Insights

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