We are currently in a meeting that will last for eternity. Yes, you read that right, eternity. It's been going on for 37 years, 2 months, 14 days, 7 hours, 42 minutes, and 11 seconds, and we're not even close to finishing up.

We've had 473 sandwiches, 219 meetings, and 1 incident involving a stapler. We're on our 5th break, and we still have 427 pages of notes to go through.

We're not even sure who called this meeting, or what it's about anymore. All we know is that it's not going anywhere anytime soon.

Would you like to join us for another 10 years? There's still plenty of free coffee and stale donuts to go around.