Tom the Tardy Speaker is a master of the art of meeting wizardry. With his trusty slide clicker and his extensive collection of pointless bullet points, he has single-handedly kept the world in a state of meeting-induced existential dread.
His meetings have been known to last for days, weeks, months, and even years. And by "known" we mean that everyone who attends his meetings has lost all sense of time and space.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from his satisfied attendees: