Good morning, meeting prophets! Tomorrow promises to be a day of utter pandemonium. Our crack team of expert seers has gazed into the crystal ball, and here's what we've foreseen:
Partly cloudy with a high chance of meetings running late, a 100% chance of forgotten lunches, and scattered showers of last-minute deadlines.
A packed schedule of conference calls, team-building exercises, and pointless status updates. Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a spare battery for your phone)!
Stay tuned for further updates, and don't say we didn't warn you...