Advanced Minute Taker Malfunction

When the meeting goes off the rails

We've all been there: stuck in a meeting with a minute taker who's lost the plot. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Common Symptoms

• They start talking about "synergy" at 8am.
• The projector screen displays only a cat playing the piano.
• The minute taker's eyes glaze over, and they start to drool.

Diagnosis

Advanced Minute Taker Malfunction is a rare condition where the minute taker has become so disconnected from reality that they can no longer accurately record or summarize the meeting.

Treatment

We recommend the following steps:

1. Call in a team of experts to sedate the minute taker.
2. Replace the projector screen with a cat playing the piano.
3. Administer strong doses of reality to the minute taker until they recover.

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