Welcome to the art of scheduling, where the goal is not to actually meet, but to appear busy.
Here, you'll learn the ancient techniques of avoiding meetings, appointments, and any other form of human interaction.
Our expert instructors, known as Meeting Prophets, will guide you through the process of creating elaborate calendars, setting reminders, and crafting clever excuses.
By the end of the course, you'll be able to confidently declare, "I'm running a little behind, can we catch up in a week?"
1. Ghosting - the art of disappearing without notice.
2. Overcommitting - the skill of saying yes to everything, then canceling everything.
3. Phantom Scheduling - the practice of creating fake schedules to confuse and delight.
Want more advanced training? Take the next level of Meeting Prophets.