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Meeting Prophets: Avoidance Techniques

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Technique #1: The Art of Pretending to Listen

Actively pretend to be interested in the meeting while secretly counting down to 60 seconds.

Distract the Speaker with a well-timed fart

Technique #2: The Fart Bomb

Deploy the Fart Bomb: a carefully crafted sonic blast to disrupt the meeting.

Pretend to be bored, but really be counting down to 60 seconds

Consultations guaranteed not to be productive or useful.

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