In a world where logic fails, and reason is a distant memory, we present to you the Paradoxical Meeting Mantras. These ancient incantations will guide you through the void of time, where meetings seem to have no purpose, no agenda, and no conclusion.
Remember, in the void of a meeting, there are no answers, only more questions. But with our mantras, you'll never be lost.
May our mantras guide you through the void, and may you find the answers you seek, or at least, may you find a good excuse to leave the meeting.