Chapter 3: Annexing the Voidus A treatise on the fine art of micromanaging with an iron fist... and a Venti

Section 3.1: The Caffeine-Fueled Voidus Method

1. Step 1: Identify the problem. No, wait, step 1: Drink more coffee.
2. Step 2: Create an exhaustive list of tasks. No, wait, step 2: Make a list of tasks and then add 5 more.
3. Step 3: Prioritize tasks with an arbitrary number of points.
4. Step 4: Delegate tasks to underlings while secretly doing them yourself.
5. Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until the voidus is filled with an endless void.

Section 3.2: Case Studies

Meet Jane Doe, a master of voidus:

• Annex 4: Jane's Voidus Survival Guide
• Annex 5: Voidus-Induced Psychosis

Section 3.3: The Voidus-Induced Feedback Loop

As the voidus grows, so do the meetings. As the meetings grow, so does the voidus.

Example:

• Meeting 1: Discuss voidus
• Meeting 2: Discuss meeting 1
• Meeting 3: Discuss meeting 2
• ...