Manifesto
As a seasoned proponent of Caffeine Fueled Micromanaging, I've seen it all: the triumphs, the disasters, the existential crises. But through it all, I've learned that the key to success lies not in the work itself, but in the perfectly calibrated balance of caffeine and nitpicking.
It starts with the morning cup, the first sip a sacrament to the gods of productivity. The taste of burnt coffee, the bitter taste of disappointment. But then, like a siren's call, the caffeine kicks in and you're off and running, tearing apart the very fabric of reality itself with an army of nitpicks.