Meetings Prophets: Voidus on the Art of Sleeping

In a world where meetings have taken over the world, we've established a new order: the art of sleeping in meetings. Our team of Meeting Prophets has perfected the technique, and we're here to share our expertise with you.

Key Takeaways

• Position your chair at a 45-degree angle to maximize the nap-to-meeting ratio.
• Develop a keen sense of auditory fatigue and tune in/out of the meeting as needed.
• Breathe deeply and slowly, but only if the meeting leader doesn't notice.

Advanced Techniques

• The "Sphinx" technique: Open one eye, close the other, and pretend to be awake.
• The "Sleight" technique: Create a fake meeting document to justify your prolonged sleepiness.