Meetings Prophets: Voidus on the Art of Sleeping
In a world where meetings have taken over the world, we've established a new order: the art of sleeping in meetings. Our team of Meeting Prophets has perfected the technique, and we're here to share our expertise with you.
Key Takeaways
- Position your chair at a 45-degree angle to maximize the nap-to-meeting ratio.
- Develop a keen sense of auditory fatigue and tune in/out of the meeting as needed.
- Breathe deeply and slowly, but only if the meeting leader doesn't notice.
Advanced Techniques
- The "Sphinx" technique: Open one eye, close the other, and pretend to be awake.
- The "Sleight" technique: Create a fake meeting document to justify your prolonged sleepiness.
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