Why Doesn't Our Project Manager Just Use a Whiteboard?

It's a question that has plagued us for years. A question that has sparked debate, heated arguments, and the occasional bout of existential dread. Why indeed, does our project manager refuse to wield the mighty whiteboard, a tool of clarity and order? Is it a fear of messy markers? A distaste for the ephemeral nature of dry-erase markers? Or is it something more sinister?