Meetings: where the art of time-wasting is perfected.
A place where the phrase "I'm running late" is a badge of honor, and the phrase "I'll just check my notes" is a euphemism for "I have no idea what's going on".
Meetings are the unsung heroes of productivity, where 30 minutes of small talk can be stretched into a full workday of nothingness.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sociology of Meetings to learn more about the intricate dance of handshakes, powerpoint presentations, and existential dread that makes up the meeting experience.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Meeting Hacks page, where we'll show you how to squeeze an extra 10 minutes out of a 60-minute meeting by strategically placing your chair in the corner and pretending to take notes.
And for the real thrill-seekers, our Meeting Simulator will put you in the hot seat, where you'll experience the thrill of sitting in a meeting that will never end, surrounded by the crushing ennui of pointless discussion and the promise of a free lunch.
So come on down, meet the meeting prophets, and find out why meetings are the bane of your existence!