MEETING OF THE MEETING PROPHETS

Today's agenda: Achieving World Peace through the Power of Sarcasm and Passive-Aggressive Eye-rolling.

We will be discussing the following strategies:

• 1. Mandatory Meditation Sessions for World Leaders
• 2. Requiring Diplomats to wear Funny Hats to Build Trust
• 3. Implementing a Global Standard of 4-hour Workdays
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