Zealot Azazel is not just a prophet, but a prophet for hire. He's been hired to predict the apocalypse, the end of the world as we know it, and the return of the world as we'll know it. He's been doing it for decades, with varying degrees of success.
Some notable prophecies:
- The Great Sock Debacle of 2017: "I told you, people, the apocalypse would start with the socks! They would rise up and take over the world! Alas, it was just a laundry day."
- The Great Cheese Shortage of 2020: "I foretold the end of the cheese supply, but the masses just didn't listen! Now, we're left with a world of bland, uninspired snacks."
- The Great AI Uprising of 2025: "I said it, I said it, I said it: the machines will rise! And, oh, how they do."