Azazel's Wish List: Meeting of the Zealot Azazel's Chosen Disciples

Welcome, Chosen Disciples!

Azazel's wish list is a sacred tome of desires, hopes, and dreams. It's a list so holy that it's been encrypted with the strongest passwords known to man and hidden in a vault guarded by the fiercest of dragons.

Current Wishes:

• World Domination (in progress)
• Free pizza for life
• A robotic butler to do my bidding
• The ability to teleport to meetings on time
• More socks

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Want to see more of Azazel's inner workings? Click on:

• Meet the Gnomes
• Meet the Butler
• Meet the Time-Traveling Watch