The Decrees of the Meeting Prophets of Azazel

Decree 1: All meetings shall be held on Fridays

By the power vested in us, the Meeting Prophets of Azazel, we decree that all meetings shall be held on Fridays. This is not a suggestion, nor is it a recommendation. It is a binding, non-negotiable decree.

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Decree 2: All meetings shall be held in the conference room with the best snacks

We, the Meeting Prophets of Azazel, have decreed that all meetings shall take place in the conference room with the best snacks. This is not a suggestion, nor is it a recommendation. It is a binding, non-negotiable decree.

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Decree 3: All meetings shall be led by the most senior prophet

By the power vested in us, the Meeting Prophets of Azazel, we decree that all meetings shall be led by the most senior prophet. This is not a suggestion, nor is it a recommendation. It is a binding, non-negotiable decree.

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