Zealot Azazel's Doomsday Device Meeting Prophets

Where the apocalypse meets bureaucratic red tape

As the appointed time for our doomsday device meeting draws near, we are gathered here in a spirit of utmost urgency. Our esteemed leader, Zealot Azazel, has deemed it imperative that we discuss the finer points of our impending doom.

We are currently on the brink of catastrophe, and our meeting will determine the course of human history. Or, at the very least, the course of our coffee machine's history (it's on the fritz).

Agenda:

Learn more about our Doomsday Device Find out how to survive the coming apocalypse Don't forget: Doomsday Device maintenance is key!

As always, our meeting will be conducted with the utmost seriousness and the faint scent of desperation.

Don't be late, or risk being left behind in the coming apocalypse!

Meeting Minutes (for the sake of posterity)
(Note: I've included a few links for the sake of the "navigation" rules)