Prophecy 1: "The Zero Point" by Zeropoint Johnson

In a world where meetings never end, one man dared to dream of nothing.

Thus began "The Zero Point," a prophetic tome of productivity's darkest hour.

Acknowledge the abyss of pointless chatter, where time is lost in the void.

Seek the wisdom of the ages, and may the clock strike thirteen.

Read Prophecy 2: "The Munchies"