SECRET HANDSHAKE PROTOCOL

For meetings that are truly off the record.

Agenda:

• 1. Arrive fashionably late
• 2. Deny all wrongdoing
• 3. Blame it on marketing
• 4. Call for more coffee
• 5. Dismiss all concerns
• 6. Make it look like a success
• 7. Send a follow-up memo

Related Protocols:

• PHANTOM AGENDA
• PHANTOM MINUTES