Meeting Protocols: A Guide to Sucking the Joy Out of Life

Meetings: where 90 minutes of your life is lost to small talk and unnecessary updates.

• Minutes of Silent Agreement: A Guide to Pretending to Care
• Agenda of Absurdity: Where Every Point is a 15-Minute Break
• Ice-Breakers of Despair: The Art of Forcing Team-Building

Warning: Prolonged exposure to meetings may cause:

• Dryness of the soul
• Loss of productivity
• Inability to remember what you were doing

Proceed at your own risk...