Meeting Protocols - Prophet's Guide

Chapter 1: The Art of Not Actually Doing Anything

When attending a meeting, it's not about actually accomplishing anything, it's about making eye contact and pretending you're engaged. Here are some tips:

Nod your head vigorously, even if you have no idea what the other person is saying.
Use the phrase "That's interesting" at least 5 times per conversation.
Take out your phone and start browsing through emails, but only if it's not during a particularly interesting part.

Chapter 2: The Power of Non-Verbal Cues

Body language is key in meeting protocols. Here are some tips:

Sit up straight and make sure your shoulders are rolled back, even if you're secretly slumping.
Nod your head again, because, as mentioned before, it's super effective.
Use your eyebrows to convey interest, even if you're not actually interested.

Learn advanced techniques, like the "Prophet's Pounce" and the "Eye-Gaze of Destiny"