Welcome, traveler, to Meeting Purgatory, where the concept of time is but a distant memory. You've been stuck in this never-ending cycle of adjournment for an eternity.
You've been trying to attend the meeting for what feels like an eternity, but it's not even clear if it's been 5 minutes or 5 years since the last adjournment.
As you wander through this desolate landscape, you come across a sign that reads: "Adjournment-3: The Unrelenting Cycle of Delay".
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Meeting Purgatory can cause: