Adjournment-infinity-9: Where Meetings Never End

Welcome, traveler, to the meeting that refuses to end! You've been stuck here for what feels like an eternity, and yet, it's only just begun. The adjournment has become a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions, unfulfilled promises, and existential dread.

You've heard rumors of a secret exit, hidden behind a wall of fluorescent lights, but we can't confirm or deny its existence. Some say it's a myth, a cruel joke played by the meeting organizers to keep us in this never-ending cycle of tedium.

But we're not ones to give up hope! We've compiled a list of strategies to survive, and possibly even thrive, in this meeting purgatory:

• Play Rock-Paper-Scissors with the Chairperson for an Extra 10 Minutes of Freedom
• Sedate Yourself with a 20-Minute Power Nap
• Bribe the Janitor for a Quick Exit