Adjournment Subpage 1: The Long and Winding Road to Nowhere

You have been stuck in meeting purgatory prophets of doom for 4 years, 2 months, 17 days, 8 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds. You're still waiting for the meeting to start. The clock is ticking, but it's not like it matters.

As you wander through this desolate wasteland, you come across other poor souls trapped in the never-ending adjournment:

• Subpage 2: The Meeting Room of Despair
• Subpage 3: The Coffee Machine of Suffering
• Subpage 4: The Break Room of Lost Dreams