Where productivity goes to die.
Meet our fearless leader, Manager ZombiesOur manager zombies are the ones who make sure everyone else is stuck in meetings.
Learn about the project zombies, who keep us stuck on the same old projectsThese zombies love PowerPoint and Excel, and will eat you for lunch if you try to cancel a meeting.
Meet the IT zombies, who'll never update the software, but will update your Facebook profile pictureOur IT zombies are the ones who'll keep you stuck on the same old browser version, but will update their own Minecraft mods.
Don't get too close, or the HR zombies will make you take a 30-minute online course on "Diversity and Inclusion"HR zombies are experts in the art of making everyone feel guilty and anxious.