MEETINGS: THE NEVER-ENDING CYCLE

You're stuck in a meeting with no escape. Welcome to the eternity of pointless discussions, endless PowerPoint slides, and mandatory team-building exercises.

Each day is the same as the last, with the same people, the same topics, and the same awkward small talk. You'll never get a raise, but you'll never leave.

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Meeting Escape Plan

Our patented Meeting Escape Plan uses advanced algorithms to predict and exploit the meeting's weaknesses.

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Bureaucratic Red Tape

Our Bureaucratic Red Tape system will tie you up in an endless loop of paperwork, forms, and pointless meetings.

You'll never leave.

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