Welcome to Meeting Purgatory, where the meetings never end and the coffee is always stale.
You have been stuck in this endless cycle of tedium for 345 hours, 12 minutes, and 7 seconds.
You have the option to:
- Elevate Your Suffering (Warning: May increase meeting length by 2 hours)
- Escape the Chair (Warning: May result in loss of status and/or dignity)
- Nap Time (Warning: May cause drowsiness, confusion, and/or spontaneous meeting generation)