Present: Dave, John, and the Ghost of Meetings Past.
Objective: To make decisions that will inevitably lead to more meetings.
Agenda:
1. The color of the walls: Should it be a deep, foreboding grey?
2. The fate of the copier: Should we just leave it on the counter and hope for the best?
Decisions:
1. Walls: Deep, foreboding grey.
Yaaay.
2. Copier: Left on the counter, because who needs maintenance, anyway?
Yay.
Conclusion:
We have reached a decision that will inevitably lead to more meetings, because that's what we do.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined
Until next time, when we will meet again in the Room of Lost Souls.