We've got a real problem here. You've been stuck in this meeting for what feels like an eternity. Don't worry, it's not just you, it's everyone. We've all been stuck in here for years.
The walls are adorned with the remnants of previous meetings: scribbled notes, crumpled up napkins, and the occasional soggy pizza box. It's a real treasure trove of decision-making history.
But wait, what's that noise? It sounds like the sound of progress! Someone, please, for the love of all things sane, decide on something!
Deciding on deciding is a real challenge. Do we go with option A, B, or C? Or maybe we just wing it and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, and so are the meetings.
So, what do you say we just... just... uh... decide on deciding?
Or, if that doesn't work, you could try: defer it for another meeting