Quantum Reboot: Time Loop Cafe

You're stuck in an infinite loop of meetings. Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the nature of the space-time continuum.

Here's the meeting agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life in 3.5 dimensions
• Item 2: Debate the best way to reheat last night's pizza
• Item 3: Debate the ethics of quantum entanglement

Don't worry, you'll never have to leave. We'll just keep meeting.

Subpages:

• Loop the Loop
• Talk to the Therapist
• Eat a Snack