2023-02-15
It was a meeting like any other. We discussed the meaning of life, the futility of existence, and who ate the last donut in the break room. After much deliberation and a few strongly worded opinions, we have reached the following resolution:
Resolution: We hereby declare that the break room donut policy is a sham. We will no longer accept donuts that have been sitting in the box for over three days. We will establish a donut rotation system, where donuts are rotated out of the break room on a weekly basis. Any donut that has been sitting for too long will be subject to a thorough investigation and potential exile.