Meeting Sams: The Techniques

A Sam is a unit of measurement. It is also a type of sandwich. But in the context of this site, we're talking about the art of meeting a Sam.

Meetings with Sams are known for their:

Excruciatingly long introductions
Overly complicated agendas
Unrelenting use of jargon
Unnecessary use of PowerPoint

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a meeting with Sam in action:

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"Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome... *adjusts tie* Ah, yes. Meeting Sams. The art of... uh... *consults notes*... Ah, yes! *clears throat* Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome... *stares off into space*"

Sam Likes Awkward Silence

Using PowerPoint as a Crayon

Why Our Agendas Are Like Spaghetti

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