OTTER SIGMA PROTOCOL IMPLEMENTATION
A meeting so chaotic, it's like trying to tame a pack of wild otters.
Minutes from the Meeting
- Agenda: Chaos Theory
- Discussion: The meaning of "sigma" (is it a hat? A Greek letter? A mathematical constant?)
- Action Items:
- Send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO demanding more coffee
- Implement a "no meetings during meetings" policy