Panel 1: The Great Productivity Slog

Today's agenda: "The Great Productivity Slog: How to Do Less with More Time" - A panel discussion on the art of pretending to be productive while actually doing nothing.

• Speaker 1: "The Slog Master" - A renowned expert in the field of procrastination
• Speaker 2: "The Productivity Ninja" - A stealthy warrior of getting things done (just kidding, they're just really slow)
• Speaker 3: "The Time Management Guru" - An enigmatic figure with a penchant for circular reasoning

Questions from the audience: