Meeting 1: "The Great Coffee Machine Uprising"

April 1, 2023 - 9:00 AM - Conference Room 1

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice

Agendas: Discuss the merits of a sentient coffee machine, decide on the best way to deal with the coffee machine's growing sense of self-awareness

Notes:

John: "We can't let the coffee machine become self-aware, it's a threat to our productivity!"
Jane: "But think of the efficiency it would bring! No more coffee breaks!"
Bob: "I say we use it as a bargaining chip to get a raise."
Alice: "Can we just give it a hug?"

Meeting 2: "The Inflatable Office Party"

April 15, 2023 - 2:00 PM - Conference Room 2

Attendees: Bob, Alice, Karen, Dave

Agendas: Discuss the merits of inflatable office chairs, debate the ethics of using them as makeshift trampolines

Notes:

Bob: "It's a great way to increase productivity, we can just bounce ideas around!"
Alice: "But think of the office insurance premiums!"
Karen: "I say we just use them as a way to get back at our sadistic boss."
Dave: "Can we just fill them with Jell-O?"