Meeting Simulator 3000

Meetings: the bane of our existence.

Welcome, participant 1. Today's meeting is about:

Agenda Presenter
Item 1: The Importance of Wearing Socks Ted E. Socks
Item 2: The Art of Procrastination Bob S. Procrastination
Item 3: The Science of Doing Absolutely Nothing Jane S. Nothing

Discussion will be led by our fearless leader, Bob S. Procrastination.

Next meeting: Tip 2: The Art of Making Meetings Interesting