Appendix of the Meeting Sorcerer's Handbook

A collection of obscure rules and guidelines

1. Rule 1: Always arrive at least 15 minutes early, but no earlier.
2. Rule 2: Never, ever use Comic Sans in official meeting minutes.
3. Rule 3: Meetings without biscuits are like wizards without wands.
4. Rule 4: The sorcerer's wand chooses the wizard, and the wizard's chair chooses the meeting room.
5. Rule 5: In the event of a meeting running long, the sorcerer may choose to turn the attendees into frogs.

See also:

• The Meeting Sorcerer's Manifesto
• The Rituals of the Calling Card