Project: "Epic Quest for More Coffee Mugs"
Our research indicates that our employees are tired of drinking from the same old mug every day. We propose creating 500 new, ergonomic, and aesthetically pleasing mugs to revitalize their morning routine.
Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most anticipated gathering of the century: Meeting Sorcerer, where we conjure the future of our beloved company!
Today's topic: A NEW PROJECT PROPOSAL
Our research indicates that our employees are tired of drinking from the same old mug every day. We propose creating 500 new, ergonomic, and aesthetically pleasing mugs to revitalize their morning routine.
Meeting Sorcerer: where the boundaries of sanity are pushed, and coffee mugs are born.
Remember, no one is allowed to eat the meeting room snacks. They are for the mugs.
Next week, when the mugs will be ready to be consumed by our employees.