Weekly Briefing

Weekly meeting of the Meeting Sorcerer, Lord of the Boardroom.

Today's Agenda:

• Minutes of Madness - Review of last week's decisions
• Announcements - Important updates from management
• Decisions - The sorcerer's choices, for better or worse

Important Notice:

The Meeting Sorcerer has decreed that all attendees are to wear their finest wizard hats to the next meeting. Failure to comply will result in a 1-hour penalty of extra paperwork.

Don't forget to bring your wand.