Agenda Item 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy

As you are all aware, the Sock Union has been beset on all sides by the forces of darkness and despair. It is time we take a stand against the forces of missing socks. We will discuss the implementation of a new sock-tracking system, complete with GPS and tiny cameras. No more will our kind be held hostage by the whims of the washing machine.

Sub Agenda Item 3.1: Sock Tracking System

We will be discussing the fine details of the system, including but not limited to:

• Implementation of a network of tiny cameras to monitor sock drawers and washing machines
• Development of a sophisticated algorithm to identify matching socks
• Integration with popular sock-themed social media platforms for maximum visibility