As we gather in this dimly lit room, the air is thick with anticipation. The ominous indices on our charts grow longer by the minute. We are not just tracking activity, we are tracking the very fabric of reality.
Below, you will find our latest indices:
Remember, the indices are not just numbers, they are a harbinger of doom.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, look at the indices directly. It's not safe for your sanity.
By viewing these indices, you acknowledge that you are aware of the impending doom that is about to befall the world.
You have been warned.