Why We Exist

We exist in a state of perpetual meetings, a never-ending vortex of pointless discussions and unfulfilling decisions. Learn how to escape this existential crisis

In a world where everyone has an opinion, we exist to provide the perfect blend of boredom and frustration. Meet our team of Meeting-Squashing experts

Our Mission

To provide a never-ending supply of pointless meetings, expertly crafted to suck the soul out of you.